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Fran'sListsUpdated6-18!

America is crazy for lists!! And since I'm crazy for America, I wanted to do the patriotic thing and share some of my faves with you! Also I'm getting a jump on all those "end of the year" lists. This is a brand new journey so bear with the editorial staff and me as we sift through tons and tons of highly scientific polls, controlled double-blind studies, and other sensitive, sometimes even classified, data to bring you the most current of lists. (Special thanks to NASA!)We are trying to get some data opened based on the American Act of Openness for the People. Otherwise we'll work with what we've got (I'm starting you off with just two for today, 9-10-08.)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Update ALERT: Dateline Sept 08: Poll results are in! 3rd 4th & 5th LISTS--BEST GRUDGES, Best modes of Transportation, & Best Seasons are BELOW BEST FRUITS!!! *********EMERGENCY HOLIDAY UPDATE: DECEMBER! Look to right for great ideas on GEMS for your beloved. Or for whomever you have to buy stuff. For.Fran’s Lists:BEST LISTS1. This one2. The other ones that will be on this page3. David Letterman4. 5. Undecided6. Shopping list (necessary)7. Santa’s list8. Cosmo’s top ten ways to please your man lists9. Lydell’s favorite movies (will not appear on this page)10. no contenders-- Keep trying, other lists!BEST FRUITS1. Watermelon2. Cherries3. Peaches4. Plums5 Oranges (squeezed)6. Oranges (not squeezed)7. Tangerines8. Bananas9. Apples (if good) (sorry apples, you came in after oranges in the comparison this time)10. Watermelon (so popular this year it received two places in the polls!)11. ALL BERRIES: rasp, blue, straw, et al12. Apples in pie (hope that makes you feel better, apples!)Special note about above list: these fruits may change order depending on season, mood, availability, safety, and freshness.There may be new fruits added and old ones removed. Keep checking back to see if your favorite reaches number one!!!!!!!!

Editor's note about this FRUIT section, 9-12-08:We appreciate the overwhelming email response we have received about your favorite fruits. As I (Fran) have stated many times, I believe very strongly in the polls of the Americans. But People, PLEASE!!!! Let's keep this civil. I do NOT think coconut is even a fruit, and in any case is it really worth using that kind of language-- & making those kinds of threats -- over the issue? Keep those emails coming, but let's be good sports! Remember, the rotations will change, and even KIWI could get its chance at the top spot!!! The best way to ensure that your fruit wins is to vote often. Good Luck!

BEST GRUDGES1. Professional (PAID)2. Familial 3. Political4. Familial/Political Combo5. Intergenerational6. Unrequited7. Long Distance8. Irrational9. Primordial10. Romantic11. Infectious12. Terminal13. Competitive14. Itchy & Unrelenting15. Preemptive16. Inter-species17. inter-planetary (FU Saturn!)

NOTE ABOUT RATINGS:These grudge ratings are final and binding, & will not be amended, unless the official grudge committee (OGC) feels like it.Anyone who disagrees with this list -- DEAL WITH IT! Suck It Up or Walk It Off!YOU BIG BABIES!!!

Best Seasons1. Spring/ Fall (tie)2. Summer (slipped from #1 due to discomfort)3. pre-spring4. pre-fall5. The Holiday Season6. Baseball 7. Badminton8. Tennis9. Blogging10. Back-to-School pre-season blow-out 11. The Winter of our discontent12. Memorial Day Season mattress extravaganza

Best Modes of Transportation 1. JETPACK!2. Rocketship3. Hovercraft4. Extremely well-appointed gas-guzzling tour bus5. Stilts6. Monorail7. Private Jet8. Pogo Stick9. Skipping10. Piggyback11. Lincoln Town Car (should fit actual town)12. Earth Shoes13. Moon Walk14. Unicycle15. Tandem bike (only if in love or very old)16. Harley Davidson Hog17. Rascal/Scooter18. Stretcher/Ambulance19. Gurney20. Public TransportationHonorable mention:1. Flying Saucer2. Horse (go horsey, go!!!)3. Elephant (actually a fave but not readily available in the States)4. Bareback5. One-horse-open-sleigh6. Rickshaw7. Riding the rails, hobo-style8. Alpine skiing9. St. Bernard10. Camel11. Galapagos Sea Turtle

OK, so this list is a twofer!It serves as great ideas for NAMES for children you might happen to have or plan to have soon. Or didn't plan to have but have anyway. Or even pets. And also these are GEMS for JEWELRY for THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. Plus they're BIRTHSTONES, but I'm not sure which is what. I'll add that later. For now, feast your fancy on these babies! The first list is good in that these names are underused by the general public. The second list is old favorites that never go out of style. BEST GEM NAMES for people or pets,* or GIFT IDEAS for the HOLIDAYS!!!!!1. Zircon2. Tourmaline3. Citrine4. Peridot5. Jasper6. Lapis Lazuli7. Onyx, or Onxy8. Moonstone9. Agate10. Cubic ZirconiumOld faves!Pearl OpalRubyAlexandriteQuartzP.S. If you like any of these better than your child's current name, feel free to rename him or her. Especially if they're young; they won't even remember. And if they do you can tell them they dreamed it. For older children, consult a specialist before renaming, or use as "nickname." (* you can also use these to name plants, if you're into that)

NEW LIST!!! 6-19-09 a.m.Things I like to be called besides "Senator Francine"(I swear, if Letterman did this as his list last night, I will join that protest! Anyway, my list is TWICE as long, double the value!)1. Hotstuff2. Hotpants3. Hot Tomato4. Her Hotness/ Your Hotness5. Very Attractive Nice Lady6. Babe-alicious7. Duchess8. Sweetie-Pie9. Cutie-Pie10. Your Honor11. Judge Judy12. Fancy Pants13. What a Dame!14. Empress15. The Dish that Can't Miss16. Sweet Cheeks17. Too Cool Not To Rule18. Webmistress To The Stars19. Hey You20. Actually, Just Francine is Fine(BTW, see the yellow list below for more great name ideas!)

HEY, IT'S ME, FRANNIE! I'm yelling so you don't miss the NEW LIST right->Yes, I mean NEW, June 16 2009, Things to call me besides Senator. You'd have to be some sort of dangerous nutjob or weirdo NOT to read it, & I know that's not the case. xo!!!

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