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APRIL something 2008!!!! SECOND BDIARY ENTRY!!!These stupid pages won't get any bigger so for now I'm putting up a new page, but I don't think this is gonna fly with Midge unless we can get it bigger & scrollin down. Anyway,here goes nothin! Day 2 or 3 or something: Hello everyone,Did you miss me? Well here I am again with the second installment. It’s actually been a few days since the first one, but I’m not sure anything much has happened since then.I did receive a mild head injury yesterday. A stereo speaker fell about 4 feet off of a high shelf. It made a pretty interesting sound, kind of a clunk mixed with a thud, a THLUNK I guess. You hear it just before you realize it’s your head.Later, my friend Lydell weighed the speaker by weighing himself first without and then with it (he’s pretty smart, I have to say, no lightweight, haha) and he says it’s 6 pounds. He wouldn’t tell me what he weighs. I think he’s kind of self-conscious about it, but it is a private issue so I didn‘t tease him or call him names too much. I don’t know much about physics but I think the acceleration plus the gravity makes it heavier when it hits your head. I felt dazed and had a headache for a while, but I took something and since then I’ve felt pretty good. In fact, I think I’ve felt better. Things just don’t seem to be bothering me as much.There may be a slight buzz in the speaker now. I’m not sure because there’s one in my head. Anyway, if it keeps up I’ll have to take it to the shop.Till next time beware the falling music (haha), take 2 aspirin and call me tomorrow. LUV yas! Frannie(hey Midge,- Lydell sez hey)

JUNE something 2008!!!!!-- THIRD BDIARY ENTRY!!!How you been? I think I’m getting better since that last head injury. I’m only hearing the sound in my head off & on now, so I figure that’s a good sign. Anyway, how bout I ratchet up this site by talking about world matters and such? There sure are a lot of em these days. I don’t want to be too controversial, but I’m willing to state unabashedly (good word, huh?) that many plastics of the present era stink, & I mean stink BAD. And the FDA can’t seem to smell them or something.I don‘t think Lydell has a very good sense of smell either. A few years ago he bought me an awfully cute pair of clear plastic sandals for my birthday, but they smelled so bad I had to put them in the basement. I thought the smell would wear off but two years later it was worse. At first Lydell’s feelings were hurt but then I made him smell them (the smell just built up or something) and he finally got it. They didn’t just stink; they smelled like poison (I never wore them so it was NOT my feet, which smell quite sweet TYVM)*** I think maybe they WERE poison, like a poison gas or something. If I had a science lab I’d a proved it, but I had to get those things outta here.Speaking of science, did you know that getting hit on the head is actually very scientific? Some guy did it way back when and it turned out to be very helpful.... I never considered it as a career, though.Anyway, I’m open to debate on stinky plastics, if anyone has strong feelings on it one way or another. Anytime, anywhere, that is a debate I’m happy to have. And if you know where I can get clear plastic sandals that DON’T stink, please let me know...Hope 2 c ya soon on a link. Till then, take care and don’t forget to stop and smell somethin sweet! And oh yeah, ROCK on!! (I'm told there's gonna be music & lyrics here soon)LUV Yas! Frannie ***(Thank You Very Much!)

UPDATE ACRONYM!!! AUGUST 20-08This just in: The trendiest of trendy trendsetters have come up with a new one. What they won't come up with next!Or: WTWCUWN-- Use and enjoy! And scroll down past March 2008 Francronyms for SPECIAL FEATURE on JOE BIDEN'S LAWN! POLITICS at their politickiest!, NOW HERE'S:Frannie's world-famous-all-purpose Acronym-guide: "Texting, the modern Morse Code/ telegram"Geez, I hope Midge doesn't get jealous, but I just got a request. A Fran fan saw my acronyms on the other page and wanted a quick guide to some common cyber shorthand. So here's a few to start you off:1.WTF--"Where's the fire?" ....pretty obvious, huh?2.LMAO-- "Lounging in My Astronaut Outfit" This one's more esoteric, I grant you, but you'd be surprised how many astronauts are online. 3.ROTFLMAO-- "Rolling on The Floor Lounging in My Astronaut Outfit"This one's a no-brainer now that you know 2.Slight warning: it refers to astronaut sex & may be construed as an offer, so you want to be careful to whom you blog this.4. LOL--" Little Old Lady"... Natch! it's for the senior set's online shenanigansWell that's all 4 ("for" C how Ez it is?) now. More later. Also, Lisa wants me to type up more of her lyrics soon, for the lyrics pg. Her typing sucks. You should see her emails. (One time she accidentally started the Mr. Coffee Machine while she was typing. Hands & fingers flying everywhere!)Anyway, despite the fact that she SHOULD be GRATEFUL, she reminded me-- AGAIN-- that this is a MIDGE website. What a Diva! And Paul's worse. Lydell says that's how artists are, especially when they're on vocal rest. Also he says they don't get much respect. Or money. And most people think they could do music themselves cuz of Guitar Hero. Which Lydell rules at, BTW.Making real music is kind of a dumb thing to do, financially-speaking, when you think about it. But I never say anything to Lisa along those lines.Anyway, I'm gonna type more of her songs up soon. I'm more or less on the disabled list myself on account of a firecracker accident. It's Ok, though-- just a little burn and some hearing loss.Well, Gotta get some downtime with my T-bear.'Night. LUV Yas!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~POLITICS: JOE BIDEN'S LAWN AUGUST 23-08 FRANNIE ENTRY # 10Ok, so I usually don't get too political, on account of there's a lot of that already on the interweb. But I just wanted to update you in case you haven't heard: for some reason EVERY reporter in the country is on Joe Biden's Lawn, & it's the middle of the night, so he must have done something wrong. In case you don't know who he is, he is a Senator who serves the TRI-COUNTY AREA of a state called "DELAWARE," which they claim was the FIRST state.They got it in before the requirements got too strict. *(* Fun Fact: Delaware is also the CREDIT CARD state, or the "SCREW YOU on the personal bankruptcy laws & interest-rate-state!") (Another fun fact: Biden's nickname is MBNA, which I think stands for Mr. Biden something something...)To make up for being Delaware they have NO SALES TAX, so some people go there & buy cars & boats & big stuff like that. To make up for no sales tax they have about 500 million tolls. I know this becuz I go to OC, NJ sometimes, & you have to plan ahead with tons of quarters and dollars.Anyway, he has an awfully good-looking house, with nice landscaping, so I don't think he's in trouble with one of the tri-counties for not mowing his lawn or anything. (It looks like that fancy tapioca or whatever the Japanese call it on his shrubs).Geez I hope he's not a felon. I heard that once he stole something for a paper (I bet the paper was on Beowulf), but I don't think that matters now that we have the Interweb & everybody steals.I don't know how many houses he has but I sure wish I had me an extra house, or just one big nice one. I think the Frannie-fans reading are familiar with the fact that my house is too small, and my yard kinda sucks.What I've never before revealed is that my "lawn" has a serious thistle problem. That stuff takes over & it's all downhill from there. You might as well pave it. It hurts like you wouldn't believe to pull it on account of the stickers, & it's uglier than any of the other weeds, of which there are plenty. Wild strawberry and violets are my favorites, and the rabbits love them. Dandelions and clover are good at first.I let the thistle go this time because of past injuries (& since it came back after I pulled it anyway) and it got to be about 4 ft tall, then bloomed a truly lame flower on top-- I mean this flower SUCKS-- & now it looks all fluffy & cottony on top, & its seeds are spreading everywhere they haven't already gotten to. And I can't afford a gardener, from any country, so for now no one's doing the job this American doesn't want to/can't do. I hope the neighbors don't get a petition against me & my lawn. Even if that happens, I doubt it'll be on CNN. Anyway, back to Biden: He has interesting hair. That's all I know right now; I'll bring it to you as the story breaks. LUV YAS, FrannieP.S MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH UPDATE- Turns out the reason the press was parked on the lawn was cuz Obama picked Biden as V.P. I didn't think it was a mowing violation. Like I said, Biden's yard's pretty fancy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~July 8- Entry # 6 - (in case you didn't notice, these babies are big & scrollin down!): STAY TUNED, Gorgeous!

(SPOILER ALERT/ WARNING: There is some religion at the end of this blog. But not too much, so don't worry. It is nothing as hard as going to church, and might even just be "philosophy.")ENTRY # 8 (# 9, at least I think it's #9, is on amazin talkin mime page.... It's getting hard to keep track.)Hi, it's me, Frannie. It's the end of July (2008), and that alone is bumming me out. I don't even feel like making this text a pretty color.But it's not just the summer, which I always wait for and then it's too darn hot, like that Cole Porter said, and I wish I could go to the ocean and jump in but I can't because it's too darn expensive and plus, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of scared of sharks. I mean, I would still jump in if I were there, don't get me wrong, but I feel very strongly that sharks are hogging the ocean. I know that's not what Al Gore (shark-hugger) would say, and maybe I'm speaking out of my hat, or into my hat, or however you say that, but here's how I look at it: I get to go the ocean, like, if I'm lucky, once every 5 or 6 years, and the sharks are there 365, 24--7. Plus they have the WHOLE ocean whereas I only swim out as far as the lifeguard lets me. Yet I have to worry about the damn sharks eating me, or eating someone else, and no matter how much I try not to I still hear that stupid Jaws song in my head. And then you have all these dumb people FEEDING sharks and making them think we either HAVE food for them or we ARE food, and I don't appreciate ANY of it, amateur Jacques Cousteaus!But I can't even go to the ocean, like I said, so it's moot for now.But it's on record in the official Frannie bdiary, so when I get the chance to go swimming it'll be one less thing to take care of before I pack...I guess what's really got me down is just stuff and life in general. And people. It seems like SOME people are awfully awfully jerky, and I used to think that if you were just nice to them they'd stop being jerks, but it's not true. NOWHERE NEAR!!!So what I've finally figured out is some people just totally suck, just like sharks. I don't know why. I don't know if it's part of "God's plan," or what. But I do wish that if some people have to keep sucking SOOOOO much, that "God's plan" would start kicking their asses, and helping out the nice people. At least a LITTLE! And there are quite a few nice people, so I guess until "God's plan" gets straightened out, on this planet at least (how bout that astronaut who says there's aliens in space?!!), I'll keep trying to ignore the sucky people, and only kick their butts when absolutely necessary. I think that's probably what Jesus would do. I'm pretty sure it's what Santa would do. Love the jerk, hate the jerkiness: I think that's in the Bible. But I'm no religious authority, so don't quote me. Anyway, thanks for lettin me blog at ya again; you guys are way better than that stupid Dr. Phil! : )LUV YAS! FrannieP.S. Expect more smiley faces and frowny faces in the future. A fan wrote to point out I'm underusing them. I tend to rely on exclamation points but they don't express all the nuance of human emotion like the faces do. See yas! : )

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