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Hope you've been able to catch our shows. Some show set-lists are on the JTP, PALINS pg. Fran's political & philosophical pearls are strewn here, there, & unfortunately almost everywhere. She somehow got exclusives on the BERMUDA TRIANGLE, the PALINS & Biden's Lawn. (Take that Couric!) Stay tuned for live video takes, & hear more songs & read more lyrics on the "MP3s & some lyrics" page... not necessarily the same songs as lyrics. I know, I don't really get it either.

Some Places & Events where Midge has performed:Sowebo FestivalAnti-festOrpheum TheatreOttobarRoots CafeFunk's CafeRed RoomNormal's BookstoreCommon Grounds (VA)Cafe TattooBaltimore Punk BasementVisionary Arts MuseumPourhouse Borders Bookstore CafeNew Deal CafeColumbia Youth CenterFrederick Coffee CompanyUnit 22Art ExhibitsParties, and other private functions

Midge is recording new songs: listening, fixing equipment (please send help or cash money), & organizing music for MIDGE: Welcome to the Postfuture. Aught-6's Heavenly Revolutions EP was a Tutorial/Collector's Edition. In other words, now that we know if this thing's on (yes), we're rerecording HP (new arrangements), adding brannew tunes, & spicing up the mix with some snappy ditties. For latest news & dates, see purple box. Please use "send a note" page for booking or CD inquiries, & come back often. There's new stuff up, like, constantly. This is computer cyberspace!

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Hello Ladies & Gentlemen-- Distinguished Artists & Audiophiles of all ages:The Webmaster, an elusive, mysterious figure shrouded in secretive secrecy, just made these pages huge, but may be called upon to re-size them again, for now they might be TOO big. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hmm.... maybe another couch might look good down here.... A polka-dot chaise lounge or divan would be divine!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Whatever you do, don't get lost in all the extra white space on some pages. Should that happen, stay calm, re-center yourself--- and the page--- (all the way to the left and straightup, like my vodka), and click on the guestbook page for support. There are trained, experienced professionals waiting to assist you at all times if you start to feel disoriented, experience tingling in the arms or legs or vertigo, feel undue hostility or tenderness, question the meaning of life, or otherwise lose your bearings.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It's all so confusing, & to top it off the program's in Esperanto, AND in their time-zone. And that's what the Webmaster speaks, so there's usually a lot of pointing & grunting in our sessions.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Of course, where some find potential obstacles, others see opportunity, a la the indomitable Fran. She's already added more jibberjabber (no surprise there), or, as she puts it: "informative information." I'm glad to have her, for she's never deterred, & yet I apologize; can't seem to control her yet. It's definitely on the editorial staff's radar...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The craftiest amongst you are invited to send in ideas for the decor: home-made refrigerator magnets or boxes made out of (clean) popsicle sticks and spray-painted gold.I have little shame and also welcome Euros... Flowers...Singing telegrams....Miming telegrams...Did I mention I was on Dr- ordered vocal rest for a WEEK due to laryngitis? Yeah... It was weirder than you might think to not talk at all for that long. Started to feel sort of Helen Kellerish. Or at least Patty Dukey. But it's better! In fact I'm typing this OUT LOUD again, like usual. Dr says vocal systems are go-go-go!(Ever notice how words start to look weird sometimes? I need an amanuensis. Or a drink...)

SOME favorite movie and regular people quotes in no particular order:A) From The Big Lebowski:The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. 1) From My Man Godfrey:Irene (should be Carole Lombard): Life is but an empty bubble.!!!!) From High Sierra:Roy (Mad Dog) Earl :Why I wouldn't give you two cents for a dame without a temper!4g) All three 4's are from Frannie of Midge 2nd cousin fame:Frannie: I just learned the word "hagiography" means the study of Saints. The study of Sinners must be "anthropology."4q) Repetition of words may indicate poetry, hearing loss, speechimpediment, or plain stupidity (see a Dr. if uncertain of cause; last 3 are treatable).4h) That is one flucky* duck (*original word!!) (#4g, q & h copyright Midge 2007, 2008W) From Witness to Murder: Old Lady: Show Mr. Peabody to the library, please.

I know what you're thinkin'-- "Does this page scroll down ordoes it NOT scroll down?"To tell you the truth I kinda lost track in all the excitement. So you gotta ask yourself: "Do I feel lucky?"--~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gosh, I sure hope so! Either way it does scroll down, so go ahead-- MAKE MY DAY, PUNKS! Check it out... And ENJOY! All the best,Smilin' Clint : )

Sui Generis/ Sans Category:Television quotes heard while changing channels:1). "My Farrah is better than anyone's Farrah-- I don't care what ANYONE says!!!"said by contestant on "Shear Genius."2). "That's right, Rexella... And this is a rider on the 4th horse of the 4 horses of the apocalypse,"said by Jack on "Jack Van Impe Presents."3). "You know, I think I'm falling in love with this FlavorWaveTurbo, Darla,"said by Mr. T on FlavorWaveTurbo infomercial.4). "It's killing things that I can't see!"said by Woman on Orec Halo commercial

TT) From Groundhog Day: Phil (to Phil): Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!6f) From I Dream Too Much: Roger Briggs: The Spring always makes her restless. There's a bit of the Gypsy in her.L12) From His Girl Friday: Almost any quote from Walter or HildyR9) From Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny: Kage: I will teach you.... We start tomorrow at the crack of noon.J9) From Stepford Wives: Bobby (bot): How could you do a thing like that?... How could you do a thing like that?... When I was just going to give you coffee?... When I was just going to give you coffee?... I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends...Qs) From World's Greatest Sinner: Clarence: I wanna write a book and go into politics...HX) From Grand Hotel:*(one of the best movies ever, of all time) (including the future) Agent: After this, no more ballets for me.... Only jazz... only jazz....WT) From Gaslight: Charles Boyer (sorry, I forget his character's name) : She died in an ass-eye-loom, wees no bran at-tall

Hi. It’s Leesa of MIDGE; it’s NOT FRANNIE!I’m not yelling; I’m emphasizing. Frannie’s kind of taken over in the blogging department, but I wanted to try to get in a few cents about the music before all the pages are filled with her incredibly insightful commentary on all things…thingish.First of all, ALL of us here at Midge Incorporated, that is to say those of us at www.midgemusic.com, are pleased as punch, tickled pink, charmed I’m sure, etc., that Frannie has won a “Franny.” We think it’s a first for any website anywhere ever!!!!Kudos & jazz hands & what would we do without her? & she’s the heart of this organization & send her flowers on Blogger’s Day & all that.As for the recording department, it's finally up & walking again. I don’t know if the word “running” might be a bit premature, or exaggerated, but it is ambulatory.See, for way too long the recording budget/ time/ human resources/ equipment/what-have- you were scarce and/or not operational and/or non-existent. But thank heavens! Our technicians (volunteer) have regained access to the Heavenly Revolutions EP original tracks. Till now the tracks were all stuck together (technical jargon) so we couldn‘t, like, do anything to or with them.So that’s the scoop: we’re back in the studio remixing /recording/mastering HR and recording the first tracks for the NEW CD (that time I was yelling)!!!!!!Expect a re-release of Heavenly Revolutions & a NEW full-length CD in your neighborhood soon, currently named MIDGE: TOO BIG TO FAIL, or Midge: Welcome to The POSTFUTURE.When either or both happen you’ll be the first to know and we plan a real live CD release party this time. And thanks SO MUCH (yelling tagain to express effusive appreciation) for listening &/or caring &/or giving a crap, and for visiting this site, coming out to shows, & especially for just being you wonderful you!!!!! (unless you don't give a crap, in which case screw you!) MWAH!x,o...

It was good to see you at the Winter & Spring 2009 shows. Thanks for coming out! Some of the recent setlists will be up (2009 pg) soon... pretty soon... ASAP.We're working on the NEW CD, going on recording Hiatus for a short while. We may play live here & there before our state-ordered mandatory CD release date, TBA. See you at the release party!In the meantime, why don't you read some of this crap? There's an awful lot of it on here, & it's not gonna read itself.Newest page is the last one: "conspiracytheories, fran" Some say that Fran herself is part of a conspiracy, but don't you believe it!

Frannie's Blogosphere Definitions & Aphorisms:1) Whining: Complaints with which one disagrees or is annoyed or doesn't want to deal (and which may or may not be valid)2) Whiner: A person with whom one disagrees, or with whom one is annoyed (and who may or may not be whining)3) Aphorism that follows from the above: People who have blogs or soapboxes or TV or radio shows or above average money & power should generally avoid the unintentional & ironic breaking of glass houses by avoiding use of the words "whine, whining, and whiner."4) Another Aphorism that follows from above: Talking about others whining can be construed as whining (about whiners).5) Inevitable Ergo: Phil Gramm is a whiner!

Fran's Tweeting on FrannieFrancineLisa tried tweeting on midegmusic but there were tech difficulties so it's inactive. Getting ready to put up some more music here... check back! New franslist--dateline: 6-16-09!!!

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